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Santa owned a factory

Santa owned a factory. He issued orders that only married men would be employed. Banta: Why this? Santa: Because married men are more obedient.

What will you advise your children

Banta: What will you advise your children about marriage? Santa: I`ll never marry in my life and I`ll give the same advice to my children also.

Banta 2 his bride

Banta 2 his bride: Preeto, now we r married, do u think u will b able 2 live on my small income? Preeto: Of course, no problem, but what will u live on?

what a shot!

An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa was observing him. Suddenly a star falls. Seeing that Santa shouted, `what a shot!`

Earth may stop rotating

Earth may stop rotating Birds may stop flying Candles may stop melting Fishes may stop swimming Heart may stop breathing But i will never stop Missing you my friend.

I would write on all the bricks

I would write on all the bricks “I miss you” and hope that 1 falls on your head So you know how it hurts to miss someone special like you.

U may miss me

U may miss me U may ignore me U may even forget me But one day if u wanna c me Don’t search, just see your shadow i will be there Trust Me!!

In the Flower, My Rose is U.

In the Flower, My Rose is U. In the Diamond, My Kohinoor is U. In the Sky, My Moon is U. I’m only Body, My Heart is U. That’s Y i always Miss You !!

Miss me or Hate me

Miss me or Hate me both r in my favor, If u miss me I’ll always b in ur heart, If u hate me I’ll always b in ur mind

I m going to write

I m going to write on all the bricks I MISS U and I wish that one falls on ur head, so that u knows how it hurts when u miss someone special like u.