Man At Medical Store
Man At Medical Store: I Need Poison Chemist: I Can’t Sell You That Man Shows His Marriage Certificate . Chemist: Oh! Sorry, I Didn’t Knew U Had A Prescription.
A Person Who Surrenders When He’s WRONG
A Person Who Surrenders When He’s WRONG, Is HONEST. A Person Who SURRENDERS When Not SURE, Is WISE. A Person Who Surrenders Even If He’s RIGHT, Is A HUSBAND.!
During Marriage Ceremony Why Is The
Q: During Marriage Ceremony Why Is The Bridegroom Made To Sit On The Horse? A: He Is Given His Last Chance To Run Away…!!
Michel De Montaigne
A Good Marriage Would Be Between A Blind Wife And A Deaf Husband. Michel De Montaigne
Telling a Lie Is
Telling a Lie Is Fault 4 a Little Boy an Art 4 a Lover an Accomplishment 4 a Bachelor And A Matter Of Survival 4 a Married Man
Shadi Kernay Aur Mobile
Shadi Kernay Aur Mobile Kharidnay K Baad Aik Hi Baat Ka Afsos Hota Hay Kaash Thori Dair Aur Ruk Jaatay To Acha Model Mil Jata.:P
When A Man Holds A Woman Hands?
“When A Man Holds A Woman Hands?” When A Man Holds A Woman’s Hand Before Marriage, It Is Love; After Marriage It Is Self-Defense
What Is Marriage?
What Is Marriage? Ans: 1 Year:-Alpenlibe-Ji Lalchaye Raha Na Jaye. 2 Year:- KINETIC-Sab Ki Hawa Nikal De. 3 Year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA…..
What A Married Man Says After Years Of Marriage
What A Married Man Says After Years Of Marriage: – My Marriage Is Made Of Trust & Understanding, She Doesn’t Trust Me & I Don’t Understand Her.
First Marriage Is The Triumph Of
First Marriage Is The Triumph Of Imagination Over Intelligence. Second Marriage Is the Triumph of Hope Over Experience
Why Do We All Marry
Why Do We All Marry? Because Romance Is Not The Only Element Of Life We Should Also Know Horror, Terror, Suspense, Irony, Stupidity & Tragedy Of LIFE.
Marriage Is Like Going To
Marriage Is Like Going To A Restaurant Your Choice From The Menu, And Then Look At Neighboring Table N Wish You’d Ordered That…..
Some People Ask The Secret
Some People Ask The Secret Of Our Long Marriage. We Take Time To Go To A Restaurant Two Times A Week. A Little Candlelight, Dinner, Soft Music and Dancing. She Goes Tuesdays, I Go Fridays.
Grooms, Once You Marry
Grooms, Once You Marry, Please Remember That When You Have A Discussion With Your Future Wife, Always Try To Get The Last Two Words In: “Yes Dear”
A Little Kid Asks His Dad
A Little Kid Asks His Dad, “Daddy, How Much Does It Cost To Get Married?” “No Idea,” Replied The Father, “I’m Still Paying For It…”
Her Explanation
There Was This Woman Who Had An Artist Paint A Portrait Of Her Covered With The Most Amazingly Beautiful And Expensive Jewels. Her Explanation – “If I Die And My Husband Re-Marries, I Want His Next Wife To Go Crazy Looking For The Jewels.”
One Day A Man Inserted
One Day A Man Inserted An ‘Advertisement’ In The Local Classifieds: “Wife Wanted”. Next Day He Received A Hundred Letters. They All Said The Same Thing: “You Can Have Mine.”
Marriage Is That Relation
Marriage Is That Relation Marriage Is That Relation Between Man And Women In Which Tha Independence Is Equal, The Dependence Mutual And Tha Obligation Reciprocal”. Best Wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.
Your Love Makes My Days Happy and Bright
Your Love Makes My Days Happy and Bright Your Love Makes My Days Happy And Bright, Into My World You Brought Pure Delight Joy Beyond Reason You’ve Given Me, Our Love Is True This I Can See. Happy Anniversary
Nothing In This World Could Ever Be As
Nothing In This World Could Ever Be As Nothing In This World Could Ever Be As Wonderful As The Love You’ve Given Me Your Love Makes My Days So Very Bright, Just Knowing You’re My Darling Wife (Husband). Happy Anniversary
Hoping That The Love You Shared Years
Hoping That The Love You Shared Years Hoping That The Love You Shared Years Ago Is Still As Strong Today As It Was Then Bringing You Much Joy, Love And Happiness To Celebrate Again. Happy Anniversary
I ll Always Remember The Day I Married You
I’ll Always Remember The Day I Married You, I’ll Always Remember The Day I Married You, Without You My Love, My Beauty, I Don’t Know What I’d Do Your Loving And Thoughtful ,Just To Mention Two, I Adore Your Sweet Smile It Makes Me Want You. Happy Anniversary
Best Wishes To You Both On Ur Anniversary
Best Wishes To You Both On Ur Anniversary, Best Wishes To You Both On Ur Anniversary, May The Love That You Share Last Your Lifetime Through, As You Make A Wonderful Pair. Happy Wedding
