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ALLAH se hamesha wo talab karo jo tumhare haq me behtar ho Na k wo jo tum chahte ho! Ho sakta hay tumhari chahat bohat kam ho or tumhara haq bohat ziada ho.
Hazrat Mohammad (S.A.W.W) ne farmaya: “Kya Main tumhe tumhari bemari aur dawa bata doon,? Sun Lo (Gunaah) bemari hai,, Or (Astaghfaar) dawa hai.
Wo konse “7″ Jandar hain jo baghair Maa k peda howay. …!! 1) Hazrat ADAM (A.S) 2) Hazrat BIBI Hawwa (A.S) 3) Hazrat Muhmmad (s,a,w) ko mayraj per lejanay wala Burraq (Horse). 4) Hazrat Saleh (A.S) ki ountni, 5) Hazrat Yunas (A,S) ko peat me rakhnay wali Machly (Fish). 6) Hazrat Mosa (A.S) k asa [...]
Hazrat Abdullah bin Masood(R.A) Farmatay hain kay Janab Nabi Kareem(S.A.W.W) kay samnay aik aadmi ka zikar kia gia kay wo subah tak sota hi rahta hai namaz kay liay bhi nahi uthta to aap(S.A.W.W) nay irshad farmaia ” Ye aisa aadmi hai jis kay kano mai shaitan pishab kar jata hai ” (Bukhari wa Muslim). [...]
ALLAH Kitna Karim aur Mehrban Hai k Hamari Ibadat aur Taqwa Hamary Chehry se Zahir Kerta Hai, Mager Hamary Gunah Dosro se Chupata hai. Think About it.
Mein RO Raha Tha Jab Mere Pawon mE Jootay Nahi Thy Lekin! Achanak mE Chup Ho Gaya Jab mE nE 1 Shakhs k0 Dekha, Jis K Pawon Hi Nahi Thy. (SHAiKH SAADI)
Dear customer Your sleeping time has expired. Now you can not use bed any more. To subscribe again please wait for night. So, Assalamu alaikum & Subuh bakhair.
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Arz Kia Hy Petrol dalo to gari chalti he Wah Wah Petrol dalo to gari chalti he Bhai Wah Wah . Petrol dalo to gari chalti he . Zara si Tawajja Plz . Bhae petrol dalo to gari chalti he . kya irshaad farmaya hai . Petrol dalo to gari chalti he . bohat khob [...]
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1 Sardar Resturent Me Soop Pi Raha Tha Boy : Sardar G Soop Wich Makhi Ae Sardar : Fir Ki Ho Gya Dil Wada Hona Chaida Makhi Ne Kina Pe Lena ae:-D
U know why women stårts with”W” Bcoz åll Questions stårt with”W” Who ? Why ? Whåt? When? Which? Whom? Where? Wife? So womån meånz full time Question.+.!?!
1 Bus Driver Ki Seat K Peechay Likha Tha Agar RAB Ne Chaha To Manzil Tak Pohancha Doon ga Aur Agar Aankh lag gai, To RAB Se Hi Milwa Doon ga;-):-P
English teacher: “One cute n young girl is walking on the road.” Change this into an exclamatory sentence. Student: Uff…. ITEMMM !
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Ek baat EMAAN Se Batana. Is Duniya mein Aakhir ap ne Aesi kon si neki ki ??? jo ap ko . . Mujh jaisa naik aur sharif DOST mila:-)
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