Waiter and Santa
Waiter: Would you like white coffee or black coffee, Sir? Santa: Do you have any other colours?
Call me a taxi?
Santa: Call me a taxi? Banta: But you look like a truck to me.
Why, was it her turn?
Banta: How dare you split in front of my wife? Santa: Why, was it her turn?
Jeeto and Preeto
Jeeto: My husband went on diet for two weeks. Preeto: He lost some weight? Jeeto: Not weight but a fortnight.
I`m teribly worried
Santa: I`m teribly worried. I keep seeing pink crocodile every time I try 2 go 2 sleep. Dr.: Hav u seen a psychiatrist? Santa: No, only pink crocodile.
Jeeto & Santa
Jeeto: I have just read an interesting article that most of the accidents that happen, happen in the kitchen, Santa: I know you always expect me to eat them.
Santa owned a factory
Santa owned a factory. He issued orders that only married men would be employed. Banta: Why this? Santa: Because married men are more obedient.
What will you advise your children
Banta: What will you advise your children about marriage? Santa: I`ll never marry in my life and I`ll give the same advice to my children also.
Banta 2 his bride
Banta 2 his bride: Preeto, now we r married, do u think u will b able 2 live on my small income? Preeto: Of course, no problem, but what will u live on?
what a shot!
An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa was observing him. Suddenly a star falls. Seeing that Santa shouted, `what a shot!`
I would write on all the bricks
I would write on all the bricks “I miss you” and hope that 1 falls on your head So you know how it hurts to miss someone special like you.
U may miss me
U may miss me U may ignore me U may even forget me But one day if u wanna c me Don’t search, just see your shadow i will be there Trust Me!!
Miss me or Hate me
Miss me or Hate me both r in my favor, If u miss me I’ll always b in ur heart, If u hate me I’ll always b in ur mind
Every time I say how are you?
Every time I say how are you? my heart says, I care for you.. Every time I ask how have you been? my heart whispers, I miss you
There’s no Special reason for this msg,
There’s no Special reason for this msg, I just wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life & hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U.
i went 2 c d cardiologist 2day.
i went 2 c d cardiologist 2day. ECG showed anomalies in my heart’s mode of operation. The doc said my heart was missing something 4 proper functioning. I was rushed 2 d theater & surgery was about 2 commence when i told the doc that surgery cud not solve d problem. cause my heart was [...]
Missing You. . .
Missing You. . . Is Not The Hard Part !!! But . . . Knowing That I Once Had You … Is What Breaks My Heart . . . !!!
Sweetest part in life
Sweetest part in life is 2 carry all d memories in life. But. . . . Toughest part is 2 say good bye to the person who is behind those memories!!!,
Jane kis baat ki mujhko saza deta hai,
Jane kis baat ki mujhko saza deta hai, meri hasti hui ankhon ko rula deta hai. Ek muddat se khabar bhi nahi teri, koi is tarah bhi kya apne Pyar ko bhula deta hai.
I miss u, do u?
Har aahat ehsas hamara Dilaegi, har hawa qissa hamara sunaegi, Hum itni yaade bhar denge aap k Dil me, na chahte hue bhi aap ko yaad hamari aaegi. I miss u, do u?
Har subah
Har subah teri muskurati rahay har shaam teri gungunati rahay tu jise bhi mile is tarahe se milay ke har milne wale ko teri yaad aati rahay!
