"Achha Dost Kitni Dafa Hi Kyon Na Rooth Jaye Usay Mana Lena Chahiye..
“Achha Dost Kitni Dafa Hi Kyon Na Rooth Jaye Usay Mana Lena Chahiye.. Kyon K, Wo kanjer aap k saary raaz janta hy, or telecast kar sakta hy.
"LOVE" In 1970
“LOVE” In 1970 Started From Eyes, Grew With Gifts & Ended With Tears! “LOVE” In 2009 Starts From Mobiles Grows With Balance Sharing, & Ends With SIM Change.!
Nalene pak ko chumo aor sab ko send karo jitana ho sake.
Nalene pak ko chumo aor sab ko send karo jitana ho sake. .~”~. :’ \;/ ‘: ‘: .¤. :’ :’ /;\ ‘: ‘~….~’
Meri Aarzoo Hai Tujhe Piyar Doon…
Meri Aarzoo Hai Tujhe Piyar Doon… Tujhe Chaahaton Se Nikhaar Doon… Kahin Aansuon Mein Doob Kar,,, Tujhe Har Gharri Main Qaraar Doon… Main Janoon-E-Ishq Mein Jhoom Kar,,, Tujhe Qurbaton Ka Hisaar Doon… Mujhe Tum Se Kitna Pyaar Hai, Taaron Ka Kaise Shumaar Doon… Mere Har Taraf Teri Soch Hai,,, Kaise Main Khud Ko Faraar Doon… [...]
Dis iz crime story.
Dis iz crime story. Five friendz lived in a room, Namely MAD, BRAIN, FOOL, NOBODY, SOMEBODY. One day SOMEBODY killed NOBODY. At that time BRAIN was in bathroom, MAD called police. MAD: Is it police station??? Police: Yes, what iz the matter??? MAD: SOMEBODY killed NOBODY. Police: Are you mad? MAD: Yes, i”m MAD. Police: [...]
Is dunia k baasi b ajab kaam kartay hain.
Is dunia k baasi b ajab kaam kartay hain. Sari zindagi ik bewafa k naam kartay hain Kar laitay hain khud ko us ki soch mai gum Aur phir khud ko un mai talash kartay hain Khud kho jatay hain madhoshi mai Aur zindagi ko un k naam kartay hain Chaltay phirtay har shakhs ko [...]
Yaadon ki Garm Hawaaon se
Yaadon ki Garm Hawaaon se Aankhon ki Kaliyaan Jalti hain, Jab Aansoo Dard bataate hain Kuch Logh bohat Yaad aate hain, Jab Kaale Baadal Ghir aayen Aur Baarish zor ki hoti hai, Darwaaze Shor Machaate hain Kuch Logh bohat Yaad aate hain, Jab Ows k Qatre Phoolon pr Kuch Moti se ban jaate hain, Tab [...]
A sailor was stuck in an island where he was the only survivor..
A sailor was stuck in an island where he was the only survivor.. He made a hut for shelter.. Day n night, he prayed n waited for someone to rescue him bt nobody came He stored food in the hut for his survival but one day, the hut burnt to ashes n nothing was left [...]
Chalo Tum sath
Chalo Tum sath mat dena, Mujhe beshak Bhula dena, Naye Sapne saja lena, Naye Rishte bana lena, Bhula dena sabhi Waade, Sabhi Qasmein sabhi Naate, Tumhein Janaan Ijazat hai, Jo DIL chaahe wo sab karna, Magar ab Tum kisi se bhi, ADHOORA PYAAR MAT KARNA…!
Aik Pathan
Aik pathan eletrical engenieer ki job k liye gya.. Interviewer: batao electric motor kaise chalti hai ? Pathan: Turrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…
Agr English Movies Pakistani Punjabi Produce krtae to un kae nam Khch youn Hotae
Agr English Movies Pakistani Punjabi Produce krtae to un kae nam Khch youn Hotae 1. Cliff Hanger: Latak’da Gujjar 2. Superman: Udan aala Gujjar 3. Men in Black: Kala Gujjar 3. Rambo : Khoni Gujjar 4. Revenge: Gujjar da inteqaam 5. Spiderman: Jalae aala Gujjar 6. Evil Dead: Gujjar di Moat.
Aaj kal k dost
Aaj kal k dost “i tell u” Itnay busy what 2 do? Koi hume bolay “I MISS U” koi bolay “no time 4 u !” Kash koi humse ye bhi kahay “Oh my dear I’m free just 4 u.
Tamaam Umr braber yehi Malaal raha
Tamaam Umr braber yehi Malaal raha, Tera jawab Mere waste Sawaal raha, Jo aik pal k Bicherne ko Maut kehta tha, Mere baghair bhi Zinda buhat Saal raha…!
Mera hathon ki lakiron
Mera hathon ki lakiron main yeh aayb chupa hai “mohsan” Yeh jis ko chuo lain woh apna nahi rehta…
Mat talaash kar
Mat talaash kar meri zaat main aiyb “MOHSIN” Faqat itna keh de k main tere qabil nahi raha…
Changa Pla
(‘.’) Changa Pla ‘‘ Dost c_/”\_ Mera Main Gichi Marorr _/’”\_ Diti :->, Msg, e Nai c Krda…
Kambakht phir 1 NEW number se Miss_call aa gai
Dhoka mila jub bhi pyar main, Zindagi main udaasi chhaa gayee.. Socha tha chhor dain gay is raah ko, Kambakht phir 1 NEW number se Miss_call aa gai.
