Gabbar and Sambha

Gabbar: Kitne Aadmi They?
Sambha: Sardar 2
Gabbar: Mujhe Ginti Nahin Aati, 2 Kitne Hote Hain?
Samba: Sardar 2, 1 Ke Baad Aata Hai
Gabbar: Aur 2 Ke Pehle?
Samba: 2 K Pehle 1 Aata Hai.
Gabbar: To Beech Mein Kaun Ata Hai?
Samba: Beech Mein Koi Nahi Aata>
Gabbar:: To Phir Dono Ek Saath Kyun Nahin Aate?
Samba: 1 K Baad Hi 2 Aa Sakta Hai, Kyun Ki 2, 1 Se Bada Hai.
Gabar: 2, 1 Se Kitna Bada Hai?
Samba: 2, 1 Se 1 Bada Hai.
Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 Se 1 Bada Hai To 1, 1 Se Kitna Bada Hai?
Samnba: Sardar Maine Aapka Namak Khaya Hai, Mujhe Goli Maar Do…………..

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