Deadly IQ of a sardar!
Deadly IQ of a sardar! Whats the oppsite of Achaar? Onion! …How? Achaar = pickle Pee-kal So oppsite of pee- kal = pee aaj=Peaj Onion.
Sardar Jee SMS
Nurse
Sardar ki taang men gehra cut lag gya Nurse:Is men 10 tankay lagen gay Sardar:Kitna kharcha hoga? Nurse:3000 Sardar:Tanky lagwany hain karhai nhi karwani.
Soop
1 Sardar Resturent Me Soop Pi Raha Tha Boy : Sardar G Soop Wich Makhi Ae Sardar : Fir Ki Ho Gya Dil Wada Hona Chaida Makhi Ne Kina Pe Lena ae:-D
2 Sardar Brothers
2 sardar brothers were in same class. Teacher; tum dono ny apne abu ka naam diferent kyun likha? Sardars: “tusi fer kehna c NAQAL mari ae”.
3 Sardar After Exam
3 Sardar After Exam 1st:Yaar Mujhey Kuch Nahi Ata Tha Main Paper Khali Chor Aya Hon. 2nd: Main Bhi! 3rd:Shit Yaar, Teacher Samjhe Gi Hum Ne Cheating Ki Hay:P
1 Sardar Dosry Se
1 sardar Dosry Se: Zara Car Se Bahr Dekhna K Indicators Kaam Kr Rahe Hen Ya Nhi? Dosra sardr Bahr Dekh Kr: Han,Nhi,Han,Nhi,Han,Nhi,Han,Nhi,Han,Nhi…
Wife Ko Jin Chimmat
Sardar ji: Agar Aap ki wife Ko Jin Chimmat Jaay.. To Aap Kya Karain gay? Sardar ji: Dasso! O main ne phir Kya Karna Hay. “Ghalti Jin Ki Hai, Khud Bhugty Ga”
Lunch or Dinner!
Teacher : do aisi cheezon k naam batao jinhe nashtay mei nahi kha saktay. Sardarji : Lunch or dinner!
Sardar police-station aya
Sardar police-station aya or bola:Muje arest krlo,mene apni BV k sar pe danda mara hy Police: Wo mar gai kia? sardar: Nai wo bach gai. Hun meri khair nai:-)
Sardar Maths
Sardar Maths k paper mein Dance kr raha tha, Kisi ne pocha ye kya kar rahe ho Sardar Ji, Sardar: Yaar Mere Dost ne kaha tha k har Step k number hote hain.
Sardar writing His Diary
Sardar writing His Diary: My Sister had a baby this morning, I have not heard that its a Boy or a Girl. So, I don’t know whether I m uncle or anti…
Sardar ko larki hoi
Sardar ko larki hoi, Biwi: suno ji jab ye badi hogi to larke ise phasaenge, Sardar: Maine is problem ka solution dundh liya he Hum iska naam “BAJI” rakhenge.
Sardar ne 1Tota pala
Sardar ne 1Tota pala or Usko Marchen khilata rha 1Month k bad Sardar ne Tote se pucha “Mian Mithu Churi Khani” TOTA: “Q Gashti dya Putra Marchan muk Gaiyan ni.
Pressure Cookar
Sardar ne pressure cookar khareeda dosre din wapis kiya Shopkeepar: Kion wapis karna hy? Sardar: ghar me jawan betiyan hen aur ye sala seetiyan marta ha?
Sardar da abba mAr gaya
Sardar da abba mAr gaya Dost: kii hoya c? Sardar: Helicopter da paiLot c… Uttay ja k SaRdi laGi te paKHa baNd kaR dita ¤)
Sardar: Dr sahab
Sardar: Dr sahab plastic surgery krwany me kitna kharcha aay ga ? Dr: 2 Lakh. Sardar: Jay te plastic apna hove tay fair ?
2 Golden Brain Carriers
2 Golden Brain Carriers (PATHAN & SARDAR) pani penay gaey tu glass ulta para tha Sardar:yar iska tu mon hi band hai Pathan:Oh Ye tu neechy sy b tota huwa hy
Sardar ki BV Bhaag gaie
Sardar ki BV Bhaag gaie, 3 din bad wapis aai to Sardar ghusse se bola, “Hunn ki lain i aen?” Sardarni: “Mobile da charger pull gaie c.
4 Students
4 Students 1 From HARVARD 1 From OXFORD 1 TEXAS & Sardar G From PUNJAB UNVRSITY 1 Comon Ques: Wat Is Da Fastest Thing In World? OXF: Light HRVD: Thought TEXAS: Blink Of an Eye Sardar: Loose Motions Bcoz Last Nite I Was Lying On My Bed & B4 I Could “Blink”, “Think” Or “Turn [...]
Sardar G Sotey waqt
Sardar G Sotey waqt Apne Pas 2 Glass Rakhte Hain. 1 Pani wala or 1 Pani K Baghair. Socho Q? Q k Pyaas Lag B Sakti Hai or Nahi b
Sardar g got new job
Sardar g got new job. 1st day he spent 11 hrs on computer. Boss was happy n asked what he did? Sardar: “keyboard te ABC agay pichay lagi c o sidi keti aey.B-)
