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Santa went to sell his dog

hamza — Sun, 26 Sep 2010 07:23:34 +0000

Santa went to sell his dog.
Buyer: Is this dog faithful?
Santa: Yes, I sold it thrice but everytime it returns to me

Doctor and Santa

hamza — Sun, 26 Sep 2010 07:23:18 +0000

Santa wakes up in a hospital bed aftr a terrible accident & cries, `Dr. I can`t feel my legs`.
Doctor: Well of course u can`t, I`ve cut off both of ur arms.

Do you love me?

hamza — Sun, 26 Sep 2010 07:23:01 +0000

Girl: Do you love me?
Santa: Yes Dear!
Girl: Would you die for me?
Santa: No, mine is undying Love!

My wife won`t let me.

hamza — Sun, 26 Sep 2010 07:22:26 +0000

Santa: I would like to buy a little cottage for the woman I love.
Banta: So why don`t you?
Santa: My wife won`t let me.

Waiter and Santa

hamza — Sun, 26 Sep 2010 07:15:56 +0000

Waiter: Would you like white coffee or black coffee, Sir?
Santa: Do you have any other colours?

Call me a taxi?

hamza — Sun, 26 Sep 2010 07:15:33 +0000

Santa: Call me a taxi?
Banta: But you look like a truck to me.

Why, was it her turn?

hamza — Sun, 26 Sep 2010 07:15:24 +0000

Banta: How dare you split in front of my wife?
Santa: Why, was it her turn?

Jeeto and Preeto

hamza — Sun, 26 Sep 2010 07:15:00 +0000

Jeeto: My husband went on diet for two weeks.
Preeto: He lost some weight?
Jeeto: Not weight but a fortnight.

I`m teribly worried

hamza — Sun, 26 Sep 2010 07:14:47 +0000

Santa: I`m teribly worried. I keep seeing pink crocodile every time I try 2 go 2 sleep.
Dr.: Hav u seen a psychiatrist?
Santa: No, only pink crocodile.

Jeeto & Santa

hamza — Sun, 26 Sep 2010 07:14:34 +0000

Jeeto: I have just read an interesting article that most of the accidents that happen, happen in the kitchen,
Santa: I know you always expect me to eat them.

Santa owned a factory

hamza — Sun, 26 Sep 2010 07:13:30 +0000

Santa owned a factory. He issued orders that only married men would be employed.
Banta: Why this?
Santa: Because married men are more obedient.

What will you advise your children

hamza — Sun, 26 Sep 2010 07:13:18 +0000

Banta: What will you advise your children about marriage?
Santa: I`ll never marry in my life and I`ll give the same advice to my children also.

Banta 2 his bride

hamza — Sun, 26 Sep 2010 07:10:42 +0000

Banta 2 his bride: Preeto, now we r married, do u think u will b able 2 live on my small income?
Preeto: Of course, no problem, but what will u live on?

what a shot!

hamza — Sun, 26 Sep 2010 07:10:21 +0000

An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.
Santa was observing him. Suddenly a star falls.
Seeing that Santa shouted, `what a shot!`

Santa To Banta

hamza — Sun, 23 May 2010 17:08:45 +0000

Santa To Banta: I Kiss My Wife Everyday Before Leavin For Office,
What About You? His Friend Replies: Me Too, After You
Leave.

Banta Owned a Factory

hamza — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 17:04:28 +0000

Banta owned a factory. He issued orders that only married men would be employed. Friend asks: Why this ? Banta reply: Because married men are more obedient.