Santa went to sell his dog
Santa went to sell his dog. Buyer: Is this dog faithful? Santa: Yes, I sold it thrice but everytime it returns to me
Santa Banta SMS
Doctor and Santa
Santa wakes up in a hospital bed aftr a terrible accident & cries, `Dr. I can`t feel my legs`. Doctor: Well of course u can`t, I`ve cut off both of ur arms.
Do you love me?
Girl: Do you love me? Santa: Yes Dear! Girl: Would you die for me? Santa: No, mine is undying Love!
My wife won`t let me.
Santa: I would like to buy a little cottage for the woman I love. Banta: So why don`t you? Santa: My wife won`t let me.
Waiter and Santa
Waiter: Would you like white coffee or black coffee, Sir? Santa: Do you have any other colours?
Call me a taxi?
Santa: Call me a taxi? Banta: But you look like a truck to me.
Why, was it her turn?
Banta: How dare you split in front of my wife? Santa: Why, was it her turn?
Jeeto and Preeto
Jeeto: My husband went on diet for two weeks. Preeto: He lost some weight? Jeeto: Not weight but a fortnight.
I`m teribly worried
Santa: I`m teribly worried. I keep seeing pink crocodile every time I try 2 go 2 sleep. Dr.: Hav u seen a psychiatrist? Santa: No, only pink crocodile.
Jeeto & Santa
Jeeto: I have just read an interesting article that most of the accidents that happen, happen in the kitchen, Santa: I know you always expect me to eat them.
Santa owned a factory
Santa owned a factory. He issued orders that only married men would be employed. Banta: Why this? Santa: Because married men are more obedient.
What will you advise your children
Banta: What will you advise your children about marriage? Santa: I`ll never marry in my life and I`ll give the same advice to my children also.
Banta 2 his bride
Banta 2 his bride: Preeto, now we r married, do u think u will b able 2 live on my small income? Preeto: Of course, no problem, but what will u live on?
what a shot!
An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa was observing him. Suddenly a star falls. Seeing that Santa shouted, `what a shot!`
Santa To Banta
Santa To Banta: I Kiss My Wife Everyday Before Leavin For Office, What About You? His Friend Replies: Me Too, After You Leave.
Banta Owned a Factory
Banta owned a factory. He issued orders that only married men would be employed. Friend asks: Why this ? Banta reply: Because married men are more obedient.
