Pathan to sardar
Pathan to sardar: O yara mere pait mai bohat gas hai. Sardar: O shukr kar gas hai. Petrol honda te america ne qabza kr lena c..
Pathan SMS Jokes
1 Larki
1 Larki Train Se Utar K 1 Pathan Se Puchti He Ye Konsa Station He Pathan Ne Socha Socha Socha Socha Socha Phir Bola Baji Ye Railway Station Ha
Miss pathan se
Miss pathan se: Batao pakistan ka jhanda sb se pehle kahan lehraya gya =Pathan boht dair sochnay ke baad bola: . . . . . =Hawa Main.
Pathan roz
Pathan roz apne kitchen may jata cheèni ka daba kholta aur band kar deta.. Why? Guess? Kyu k: “Doctor ne kaha tha k apni Sugar roz check krna..
MUSHKIL Khan
1 pathan ki 10 betiyan thin phir ja k us k ghar 1 beta hua Pathan ne uska naam kya rakha hoga ? Socho Nhi pata ? MUSHKIL Khan.:-D
Pathan ur Maa
Pathan: Maa hum bara ho k Pilot bane Ga Maa: Beta muje kese pata chalega k ye mera bete ka jahaz hy? Pathan:hm GUZARTE waqt ghar pe BOMB Phenk dia kare Ga.
Cow ko Frnch Kiss
Pathan ne 1 Cow ko frnch kiss ki phr Toba krne lga k dimgh me shetan agya tha Usi wqt Shetan aya or bola:khoti k bachay ye harkat to mere dimagh me b nai Thi..;-)
Pathan and Nurse
Pathan ki tang me gehra cut lag gya Nurse: Is me 10 tankey lage’nge Pathan : ktna kharcha hoga? Nurse:3000 Pathan:tanka lgwana hy Karhai nhi karwani =P
3 Pathan
3 Pathan 1 Bike Pe Ja Rhe The K Raste Me Police Ne Rukne Ka Ishara Kia Pathan ‘Chillaya’ Ooye Pagal K Bache Pehle Hi 3 Bethey Hen Tu Kahan Bethey Ga..
ADVANCE THINKNG!
ADVANCE THINKNG! Pathan ek bache se: “O, Khocha, Toffee khaye ga?” Bacha: “Nahi Uncle, Bohat “Dard” hota hai…”
Misvak Hai
Pathan shopkeeper say:misvak HAI Shopkeeper: Nahin hum misvak nahin bechtay Next day Pathan:misvak HAI Shopkeeper:kal nahin btaya tha k nhin hai Next day Pathan:misvak HAI Shopkeper:ab pocha to goli mar don ga Next day Pathan:GOLI OR PISTOL hain Shopkeper:nai Pathan:ACHA TO misvak HAI. “*
Pathan : larki say
Pathan : larki say i love you. larki: tammeez say baat karo. pathan: baji “aslamo alikum” i love you.
Champions Trophy FINAL '09
(Champions Trophy FINAL ’09) Aus Won The Toss & ¡)ecided To ßat First AUS V/s Pak AUS: 323/7 (50) PAK: 325/8 (48.4) (mubarak ho Peshawar me match nazar a gya he)
Teacher & Pathan
Teacher:Koi story sunao with Moral Pathan:1Din Hum un k Ghar gae Wo Soye hoe thy Pir 1Din wo Hmare Ghar Aye Hm Soye hoe thy Jesa karo gy wesa barho gy.
SENT MESSAGE
Pathan: Yara ye “SENT MESSAGE” kia hota hay? Dusra Pathan: khocha tum to bilkul Akhrot hay ‘sent mesage’ ka matlab khushbu wala message.
Pathan Drive Train
Aik train ulatney ka case adalat mean tha, train operator jo k pathan tha us say pocha k tum nay train petri say kyon utaari . . . Pathan: o yara 1 bunda samney aa gaya tha tu brake marney ka time nahi mila to humara asistnt bola k is k uper chara do . [...]
Pathan ne call milai to awaz ai:
Pathan ne call milai to awaz ai: Is call k lye apka balance na-kafi hai. Pathan: Koi baat nahi meri jaan. Tum sy baat ho jata hai bas itna hi kafi hai;)
PATHAN
PATHAN Apni Maan se kya Aap ne Mujhe paida hone se pehle daikha tha ? Maan:- Nahi to.. PATHAN:- To phir paida hone k baad Aap ne Mujhe pehchana kaise.
Pathan ne Apni Bhabi Qatal kar di
Pathan ne Apni Bhabi Qatal kar di, Police: Kyun ki? Pathan: Mere Dost k pas call aai, Woh hans hans k baat kr rha tha,Mene pucha k0n hai? To bola Tumhari BHABI.
2Seat Wala
2Seat Wala 1 Hwai Jhaz QBRISTN me Gir gya Govt ne 1Pthan ko enquiry krny k liy bhja Osny Itla Di 500 Lashen mil gai hain or Baqi k lye Khdai ho ri hy
Pathan Samose
Pathan Samose khol kar andr ka masala kha raha tha, 1 Aadmi ne pocha pura Q nai khaate, Pathan bola: Baba Doctor ne bahir ki Cheez khaane se mana kiya hai.
Aik Pathan
Aik pathan eletrical engenieer ki job k liye gya.. Interviewer: batao electric motor kaise chalti hai ? Pathan: Turrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…
