Amrecan: Ham chand par jaega
Amrecan: Ham chand par jaega! Pathan: Ham soraj pe jaega! Amrecan: Tum jal jaega! Pathan: Ham pagal nahe, ham raat ko jayega…
Funny / Jokes SMS
Allah bchaye
Allah bchaye! Pagal biwi se,or Purane TV se Dubai ke sheikh se,or Nai k shave se Orat ki bewafai se,or Purani mithai se Haram ki kamai se,Or “APKI JUDAI SE”
GLASS tootay
Do u know GLASS tootay tau kya awaz ati ha? Dhuz? No! Dhooz?? Naa! Thhish??Arey Nahi yaar! Ami ki awaz aati hai… “Lakh DI lahnat begairtay ki torya ee?
Ek "khusra" elections mein vote mangtay huay
Ek “khusra” elections mein vote mangtay huay: “Mein yakeen dilata hun ager hum kamyab hoey to jab bi “kisi ky ghar” kaka” paida hoga GOVERENMENT muft nachy ge
17century ki mom 2 son
17century ki mom 2 son:beta apne religion ki ladki se shadi krna 18cntry:apne caste k 19cntry:apne level k 20cntry:apne mulk k 21cntry:Larki se hikrna
1 becha
1 becha ik ghar ki bell bjane ki koshish kr raha tha 1 baba G ne dekha to os k pas ja k bell beja di or pocha beta or koi kam ho to btao, Bacha: “Baba nass hun.
Sub kahdo
1 bacha ZONG k Office ja kar larki ko I LOVE U kehta hai LARKI : Tumhari himat kesay hui…? BACHA: Aap hi to kehty ho “Sub kahdo”:-):-):-)
An importent MSG
An importent MSG ! PAKiSTAN Ka Mosam Kaisa B Ho AATA Mile Ya Na Mile BiJLi Aye Ya Jaye TiME 1 Ghanta Agay Ho Ya Peeche HOLiDAY Friday Ko Ho Ya Sunday Ko PETROL Mazeed MehenGa Ho Ya Sasta PANi Aaye Na Aeye mere SMS Pehle B Aate They, Ab B Atey Hai 0r INSHAALLAH [...]
DIL K Operation Ko BYEPASS Kyun Kehte Hain?
DIL K Operation Ko BYEPASS Kyun Kehte Hain? ? ? ? ? Socho Socho ? ? ? ? ? Kyun K Ager Operation Theek Ho Gaya To PASS, Warna BYE. . .
Airport
Airport pe shohar biwi ko receive krny aya Biwi: Dekho wo couple kitna khush dikhai de rahe hy Shohr: Wo apniBiwi ko drop karne aaya hy, RECEIVE karnay nahi:
Gareeb Mariz
Gareeb mariz: Dr, mera paas paise nahi hai, ap mera elaj kr de to kbhi apke kaam aunga Dr:kya kaam karte ho? Mariz: Qabar Khodta Hun!
Tauba Kìtñì Garmi håi
Hår pål Hår dìñ Hår waqt Hår lmhå Hår åhåt Hår èhsåås Aur dìl kì hår dhadkåñ Kèh råhì håì Tauba Kìtñì Garmi håi?:-)
10things I know about U!!
10things I know about U!! 1.U r a special person wid a wondrful Heart 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Bas, baqi mazaq kal karenge..
Cheerful People Are Like Sunlight
Cheerful People Are Like Sunlight. They Shine In To The Corners Of The Heart & Offer Bright Mornings & Fresh Hopes. Gud Morning To One Such Person.
May Your Salty Day Be Peppered
May Your Salty Day Be Peppered With Spicy Love. May U Bask In Lemon Sunshine, Play On Strawberry Fields, Under A Vanilla Sky. In Short Have A Yummy Day!
Jab Bhi Tumhara Msg Ata Hai
Jab Bhi Tumhara Msg Ata Hai Mera Rom-Rom Machal Jata Hai Ang-Ang Mein Gudgudi Hoti Hai ? Yeh Msg Ka Kasur Nahi Sala Mobile Hi Vibrator Per Hota Hai
Tujko Dil Diya
Tujko Dil Diya Apna Smuj Kar….. WAH!! WAH!! Tujko Dil Diya Apna Sumuj Kar. Tere Bap Ne Mera Sar Pawr Diya Tubla Sumuj Kar……
Zindagi Behal Hey
Zindagi Behal Hey, Sur Hey Na Taal Hey, SMS Box B Kangal Hey, Kia Aap Ki SMS Factory Main Hartal Hey, Kuch Sms Tau Baijho, Mere Mobile Ki Zindagi Ka Sawal Hey
Never Say U R Happy
Never Say U R Happy When U R Sad, Never Say U R Fine When U R Not Ok, Never Say U Feel Gud When You Feel Bad, & Never Say Alone When I Am Alive.
