ZUBAIDA AAPA K Totke
Sehri K Baad 15 Ghante Gheri Nend So Liya Jae Tou Bhook Or Piyas Nahi Lagti. ZUBAIDA AAPA K Totke
Funny / Jokes SMS
Aap Ko Rozay Mein Bhook Lagti Ho
Aap Ko Rozay Mein Bhook Lagti Ho Tou Sehri Me BISMILLAH Parh K … 1 Kilo Dahi, 1 Glass Duudh, 3-4 Parathy, 2 Glass Lassi, 2 Zinger Burger, 3 Boiled Egg, 4-6 Glass Paani, Chicken 2-3 Pcs, Maggi 1 Pckt, 6 Banana, 2 Double Biryani, 4 Naan With Karahi Kha Le’n “INSHALLAH” BHOOK NAHI LAGE [...]
Dost and Doctor
Ek doctor apny dost seyar main soch rha hon kay yahan clinic khol lon dost: yar tumhara khial to acha hay magr yahaan ka qabrustan chota hay
Saas and Bahu
Saas: Khuda ne tumhe do aankhe di hai, Chawal sepatthar nahi nikal sakti kya? Bahu: Khuda ne tumhe battis daant diye hai dochar 2-4 patthar nahi chabba sakti kya!!!
5 Great People
5 Great People: 1.Quaid Woh To Ab Rahe Nahi 2.Wasim Akram Woh Kisi Kaam Kay Nahi 3.Aishwarya Rai Apni Pohanch Say Bahir 4.Baki Rahe Aap Aur Hum So Keep In Touch
AGTE RAHO
DOSTI AGAR BURI HAI TO USE HONE MAT DO, HO GAYI TO USE KHONE NA DO, AUR AGAR DOST HO SABSE PYARA TO USE SONE MAT DO……. !! JAGTE RAHO !!
Har Desh Ki Ek Sarhadd Hoti Hain
Har Desh Ki Ek Sarhadd Hoti Hain , Bachche Ki Bhi Ek Jidd Hoti Hain , Aur Kitna Intezaar Karoo Tere SMS Ka , Kanjoosi Ki Bhi Hadd Hoti Hain .
Zindagi Behaal Hain
Zindagi Behaal Hain , Sur Hain Na Taal Hain , Msg Box Bhi Kangal Hain , Kya Aapki SMS Factory Me Hartaal Hain , Yaar Kuch To Bhejo, Meri Mobile Ki Zindagi Ka Sawaal Hain .
Gabbar and Sambha
Gabbar: Kitne Aadmi They? Sambha: Sardar 2 Gabbar: Mujhe Ginti Nahin Aati, 2 Kitne Hote Hain? Samba: Sardar 2, 1 Ke Baad Aata Hai Gabbar: Aur 2 Ke Pehle? Samba: 2 K Pehle 1 Aata Hai. Gabbar: To Beech Mein Kaun Ata Hai? Samba: Beech Mein Koi Nahi Aata> Gabbar:: To Phir Dono Ek Saath [...]
SHARAM
Nechy aap k khany k liye ek cheez hai . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . @@ @”SHARAM”@ @@ Yeh Khao Aur Sms Karo…
Larai
1st frnd: B.V se larai khtam hoi? 2nd : Ghutne taik k mare pas ai thi 1st: usne ghutne taik k kya kaha? 2nd: yehi k bed k niche se nikal ao kuch nai kahun gi~
WHAT AN IDEA SIR G
An Idea Can Change Your Life But, A Woman can change your IDEA.. So, Always change Woman to change IDEAS WHAT AN IDEA SIR G. :-*hehehe!
2 Batain
2 batain hamesha yad rakho: Apne Dosto se Pyar kro unki Behno se nhi & Apni Behno se Pyar kro Unki Dosto se nhi Ye sab Bagherto ko send kro.
Dilchasp Duaaen
‘Dilchasp Duaaen’ Pinki Ko Dua Mili K Sada Hansti Muskrati Rho, Aj Wo Pagal Khany Me Hy Akmal Ko Dua Mili k Dunya Tery Ishary Pr Chaly, Aj Wo Trafic Constable Hy Tipu Ko Dua Mili K Teri Zindgi Me Phool Khilty Rhen, Aj Wo School Me Maali Hy Bablu Ko Dua Mili K Sada [...]
Mohabbat ho Jaye
Mohabbat ho jaye, Yaa, Machar kaat lay….? Anjaam aik hi hay….? ? ? ? ? ? ? Raat ko neend nahi aati.
Dulha and Dulhan
Dulha: Aaj se tum meri Zeenat ho, Tabasum ho, Tamanna ho….. Dulhan: sharma k Aaj se aap bhi mere Naveed ho, Ali ho, irfan ho…:-)
1Tum ho
1Tum ho k itny Piary ho 1Tm ho k itny Sundar ho 1 m ho k itny Achy ho 1Tm ho k Chand Sitary ho or Ek Hm Han K Allah Maaf kry JHUT Boly ja rahy han.
Bhai Hota
Pata hai Jub “Aap” Ghar se Nikalty hen to “Larkiyan” “Aap” ko “Hasrt” se Dekhti hen “Aahen” Bharti hen Or “Sochti” hen “Kaash” Hamara b Esa “Bhai hota”..
Romantic Mulk
World ka sab se Romantic mulk kaun sa hai? . . . . . . . PAKISTAN Kyun? Kyun k yahan har ghar me roz candle light dinner hota he.
Don
¥aro ki ¥aari pe shaq nahi karty, Jab DON msg bhejta hai to bak-bak nahi krty Pareshan krte ho jab DON busy hota hy Ab jab DON Free hai to SMS Ni krty…!
PAGAL
Aap”P.A.G.A.L”ho? Ghussa nhi.! mere pas proof hai k ap P.A.G.A.L ho ! P=pyary A=achy G=Great A=anmol L=lovley kaha tha na.! Ap PAGAL ho…!
Petrol Dalo
Arz Kia Hy Petrol dalo to gari chalti he Wah Wah Petrol dalo to gari chalti he Bhai Wah Wah . Petrol dalo to gari chalti he . Zara si Tawajja Plz . Bhae petrol dalo to gari chalti he . kya irshaad farmaya hai . Petrol dalo to gari chalti he . bohat khob [...]
Women
U know why women stårts with”W” Bcoz åll Questions stårt with”W” Who ? Why ? Whåt? When? Which? Whom? Where? Wife? So womån meånz full time Question.+.!?!
Bus Driver
1 Bus Driver Ki Seat K Peechay Likha Tha Agar RAB Ne Chaha To Manzil Tak Pohancha Doon ga Aur Agar Aankh lag gai, To RAB Se Hi Milwa Doon ga;-):-P
