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Class Rooms R Like Train

hamza — Fri, 07 Jan 2011 09:58:18 +0000

Class Rooms R Like Train

1st 2 Bench R Executive Coaches

Reserved For VIP

Middle 2 R General Compartment

N Last 2 R Sleeper Class. . !!
Class Rooms R Like Train

1st 2 Bench R Executive Coaches

Reserved For VIP

Middle 2 R General Compartment

N Last 2 R Sleeper Class. . !!

To Accomplish Great Things

hamza — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 17:35:38 +0000

To Accomplish Great Things,
We Must Not Only Act,
But Also Dream,
Not Only Plan But Also Believe,
Best Wishes For Your Exam.

Exams Ka Saya Hai

hamza — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 17:35:16 +0000

Exams Ka Saya Hai,
Exam Ke Dino Mein Sukh Kisne Paya Hai?
Duniya Wale Kehte Hain Ache Number Lo,
Par Inhe Kaun Samjhaye Yeh To Moh Maya Hai!!

Syllabus

hamza — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 17:34:18 +0000

Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai
Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein
Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai
Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein
Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain

Hum Jeete EK Bar Hai

hamza — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 17:33:45 +0000

Hum Jeete EK Bar Hai,
Marte EK Bar Hai,
Pyar EK Bar Hota Hai,
Aur Shaadi Bhi EK Hi Bar Hoti Hai..
TO Ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???

Yahoooooo……!!!!

hamza — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 17:33:10 +0000

Yahoooooo……!!!!
Exams Ki Sari Tayyari Ho Gayi
(’;’)
Pen
Pencil
Scale
Eraser
Uniform
ID Card
Sub Tayyar Hay,
Ab Bus….
Parhna Baqi Hay

Kehdo Un Parhne Walon Se

hamza — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 17:32:38 +0000

Kehdo Un Parhne Walon Se,
Kabhi Hum Bhi Parha Kertay Thay,
Jitna Syllabus Parh K Wo Top Kertay Hain,
Utna To Hum Choice Per Chor Dia Kertay Thay,

Good Professional

hamza — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 17:32:13 +0000

To Be A “Good Professional”,
Always Start To Study Late For “Exams”.
Because It Teaches How To Manage “Time”
And Tackle “Emergencies”!!

Human Brain Is The Most

hamza — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 17:31:10 +0000

Human Brain Is The Most
Outstanding Object In World.
It Functions 24 Hours A Day,
365 Days A Year.
It Functions Right From The Time We Are Born,
And Stop Only When We Enter The Examination Hall.

Har Sawal Say Dut Ker Larna

hamza — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 17:30:37 +0000

Har Sawal Say Dut Ker Larna,
Phainkhnay Me Kami Mat Karna,
Moqa Milay To Pichay Bhi Dekhna,
Aur 1 Bat Yaad Rakhna,
Aagay Walay Ka Paper Apna Samajhna.

Itne Kum Marks..??

hamza — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 17:30:11 +0000

Baap:
Itne Kum Marks..??
2 Thappar Lagne Chahiyen.!!

Beta: Han Papa!
Mein Nay To Us Kameenay Mastar
Ka Ghar Bhi Dekh Liya Hay…!!

Congratulations!

hamza — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 17:29:35 +0000

Congratulations!
Good News For Karachi University Students
Exams Of Uni Have Been Postponed Upto June
To Confirm Goto Site
Www.Stop Dreaming & Start Studying.Com

Exams Ke 4 Din Pehle

hamza — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 17:28:51 +0000

Exams Ke 4 Din Pehle Syllabus Dekha To Yaad Aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,

Exams Ke Din Paper Dekh Kar Yaad Aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Ha

Lamha Lamha

hamza — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 17:25:26 +0000

Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar Jayega…
Chund Lamhon Mein Exam Aa Jayega…

Abhi Bhi Waqt Hai, Do Line Parh Lo…
Warna Pass Kya MUNNA BHAI Karvaye Ga??

Exam’s

hamza — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 17:25:03 +0000

Exam’s Song By Munna Bhai:
“Chanda Mama So Gaye,
Student Sarey Jage.
Dekho Pakdo Yaron,
Ghadi Ke Kaante Bhaage.
Ek Pariksha Khatam,To Duji
Shuru Ho Gayi MAAMU.

A Student Grabbed A Coin

hamza — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 17:24:20 +0000

A Student Grabbed A Coin,
Flipped It In The Air & Said,
“Head, I Go To Sleep.”
Tail, I Watch A Movie.
If It Stands On The Edge I’ll Study:P

It Takes 15 Trees To

hamza — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 17:24:15 +0000

It Takes 15 Trees To
Produce The Amount
Of Paper That We
Use To Write One Exam.
Join Us In Promoting The Noble
Cause Of Saving Trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.

Exams Are Like Girl Friends

hamza — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 17:22:58 +0000

Exams Are Like Girl Friends
- Too Many Questions
- Difficult To Understand
- More Explanation Is Needed
- Result Is Always Fail!