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Heart N There 4 Ever Stay

hamza — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 15:20:34 +0000

I LOVE U Are Words Just Three, Which Mean So Much On Our ANNIVERSARY. So This Is What I Want To Say, Live In My Heart N There 4 Ever Stay

That Special Day

hamza — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 15:20:14 +0000

That Special Day Is Here Again The Day We Took Our Vows You’re Just As Special To Me Today As You Still Get Me Aroused. Happy Anniversary Lover

Happy Anniversary Lover!

hamza — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 15:20:04 +0000

I’m Sending This Bouquet Of Love To Say That I Love You So Much I Hope I Say It Often Enough I Want You To Know It’s True, On This Special Occasion I Want To Remind You That You Are My Everything And My Love Is True, Happy Anniversary Lover!

Happy Anniversary Lover

hamza — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 15:18:45 +0000

Long After Our Anniversary And This Greeting Has Been Thrown Away Think Of The Thought Behind It, Each And Everyday, Happy Anniversary Lover

If I Met You On Tomorrow

hamza — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 15:18:37 +0000

If I Met You On Tomorrow I Would Still Give You My Heart If You Should Say,
“Do You Still Love Me?” I’d Say, “Till Death Do Us Part” Happy Anniversary

Best Wishes To You Both

hamza — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 15:18:22 +0000

Best Wishes To You Both On Ur Anniversaries May The Love That You Share Last Your Lifetime Through,
As You Make A Wonderful Pair. Happy Wedding

To The Beautiful Couple in All The Land

hamza — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 15:18:09 +0000

To The Beautiful Couple in All The Land,
May Your Anniversary Be Happy And Grand.
Happy Anniversary.

Boy Friend Is Fun

hamza — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 15:17:54 +0000

Boy Friend Is Fun,
&
Husband Is Gun,
Boy Friend Is Light Of Moon,
&
Husband Is Month Of June,
Boy Friend Is Tooty Fruity,
&
Husband Is Qismat Phooti.

Before Marriage

hamza — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 15:17:45 +0000

Before Marriage:
Roses Are Red, Sky Is Blue,
O My Darling! I Love You…
After Marriage:
Roses Are Dead,
I Have Flu,
Don’t Come Near Me,
Paray Hatt Tuu,

I Will Attend Ur Wedding

hamza — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 15:17:30 +0000

Only True Friends Stand By U
During Bad Times.
I Promise
I Will Attend Ur Wedding.

Why Government Do NOT

hamza — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 15:17:14 +0000

Why Government Do NOT
Allow A Man To MARRY 2 Women.
Because Per Constitution,
You Can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE
For The Same Mistake.

Man At Medical Store

hamza — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 15:17:07 +0000

Man At Medical Store: I Need Poison
Chemist: I Can’t Sell You That
Man Shows His Marriage Certificate
.
Chemist: Oh! Sorry,
I Didn’t Knew U Had A Prescription.

A Person Who Surrenders When He’s WRONG

hamza — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 15:16:59 +0000

A Person Who Surrenders When He’s WRONG,
Is HONEST.
A Person Who SURRENDERS When Not SURE,
Is WISE.
A Person Who Surrenders Even If He’s RIGHT,
Is A HUSBAND.!

During Marriage Ceremony Why Is The

hamza — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 15:16:51 +0000

Q: During Marriage Ceremony Why Is The
Bridegroom Made To Sit On The Horse?
A: He Is Given His Last Chance To
Run Away…!!

Michel De Montaigne

hamza — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 15:16:39 +0000

A Good Marriage Would Be Between
A Blind Wife And A Deaf Husband.
Michel De Montaigne

Telling a Lie Is

hamza — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 15:16:29 +0000

Telling a Lie Is
Fault 4 a Little Boy
an Art 4 a Lover
an Accomplishment 4 a Bachelor
And A Matter Of Survival 4 a Married Man

Shadi Kernay Aur Mobile

hamza — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 15:16:22 +0000

Shadi Kernay Aur Mobile
Kharidnay K Baad Aik Hi Baat
Ka Afsos Hota Hay Kaash
Thori Dair Aur Ruk Jaatay
To Acha Model Mil Jata.:P

When A Man Holds A Woman Hands?

hamza — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 15:16:15 +0000

“When A Man Holds A Woman Hands?”
When A Man Holds A Woman’s Hand
Before Marriage, It Is Love;
After Marriage It Is Self-Defense

What Is Marriage?

hamza — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 15:16:06 +0000

What Is Marriage?
Ans:
1 Year:-Alpenlibe-Ji Lalchaye Raha Na Jaye.
2 Year:- KINETIC-Sab Ki Hawa Nikal De.
3 Year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA…..

What A Married Man Says After Years Of Marriage

hamza — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 15:15:54 +0000

What A Married Man Says After Years Of Marriage: –
My Marriage Is Made Of Trust & Understanding, She Doesn’t Trust Me & I Don’t Understand Her.

First Marriage Is The Triumph Of

hamza — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 15:15:42 +0000

First Marriage Is The Triumph Of
Imagination Over Intelligence.
Second Marriage Is the
Triumph of Hope Over Experience

Why Do We All Marry

hamza — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 15:15:34 +0000

Why Do We All Marry?
Because Romance Is Not
The Only Element Of Life
We Should Also Know Horror,
Terror, Suspense, Irony,
Stupidity & Tragedy Of LIFE.

Marriage Is Like Going To

hamza — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 15:15:27 +0000

Marriage Is Like Going To
A Restaurant Your Choice
From The Menu,
And
Then Look At Neighboring
Table N Wish You’d Ordered That…..

Some People Ask The Secret

hamza — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 15:15:19 +0000

Some People Ask The Secret
Of Our Long Marriage.
We Take Time To Go To A Restaurant
Two Times A Week.
A Little Candlelight, Dinner, Soft Music
and Dancing.
She Goes Tuesdays, I Go Fridays.