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Heart N There 4 Ever Stay

I LOVE U Are Words Just Three, Which Mean So Much On Our ANNIVERSARY. So This Is What I Want To Say, Live In My Heart N There 4 Ever Stay

That Special Day

That Special Day Is Here Again The Day We Took Our Vows You’re Just As Special To Me Today As You Still Get Me Aroused. Happy Anniversary Lover

Happy Anniversary Lover!

I’m Sending This Bouquet Of Love To Say That I Love You So Much I Hope I Say It Often Enough I Want You To Know It’s True, On This Special Occasion I Want To Remind You That You Are My Everything And My Love Is True, Happy Anniversary Lover!

Happy Anniversary Lover

Long After Our Anniversary And This Greeting Has Been Thrown Away Think Of The Thought Behind It, Each And Everyday, Happy Anniversary Lover

If I Met You On Tomorrow

If I Met You On Tomorrow I Would Still Give You My Heart If You Should Say, “Do You Still Love Me?” I’d Say, “Till Death Do Us Part” Happy Anniversary

Best Wishes To You Both

Best Wishes To You Both On Ur Anniversaries May The Love That You Share Last Your Lifetime Through, As You Make A Wonderful Pair. Happy Wedding

To The Beautiful Couple in All The Land

To The Beautiful Couple in All The Land, May Your Anniversary Be Happy And Grand. Happy Anniversary.

Boy Friend Is Fun

Boy Friend Is Fun, & Husband Is Gun, Boy Friend Is Light Of Moon, & Husband Is Month Of June, Boy Friend Is Tooty Fruity, & Husband Is Qismat Phooti.

Before Marriage

Before Marriage: Roses Are Red, Sky Is Blue, O My Darling! I Love You… After Marriage: Roses Are Dead, I Have Flu, Don’t Come Near Me, Paray Hatt Tuu,

I Will Attend Ur Wedding

Only True Friends Stand By U During Bad Times. I Promise I Will Attend Ur Wedding.

Why Government Do NOT

Why Government Do NOT Allow A Man To MARRY 2 Women. Because Per Constitution, You Can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE For The Same Mistake.

Man At Medical Store

Man At Medical Store: I Need Poison Chemist: I Can’t Sell You That Man Shows His Marriage Certificate . Chemist: Oh! Sorry, I Didn’t Knew U Had A Prescription.

A Person Who Surrenders When He’s WRONG

A Person Who Surrenders When He’s WRONG, Is HONEST. A Person Who SURRENDERS When Not SURE, Is WISE. A Person Who Surrenders Even If He’s RIGHT, Is A HUSBAND.!

During Marriage Ceremony Why Is The

Q: During Marriage Ceremony Why Is The Bridegroom Made To Sit On The Horse? A: He Is Given His Last Chance To Run Away…!!

Michel De Montaigne

A Good Marriage Would Be Between A Blind Wife And A Deaf Husband. Michel De Montaigne

Telling a Lie Is

Telling a Lie Is Fault 4 a Little Boy an Art 4 a Lover an Accomplishment 4 a Bachelor And A Matter Of Survival 4 a Married Man

Shadi Kernay Aur Mobile

Shadi Kernay Aur Mobile Kharidnay K Baad Aik Hi Baat Ka Afsos Hota Hay Kaash Thori Dair Aur Ruk Jaatay To Acha Model Mil Jata.:P

When A Man Holds A Woman Hands?

“When A Man Holds A Woman Hands?” When A Man Holds A Woman’s Hand Before Marriage, It Is Love; After Marriage It Is Self-Defense

What Is Marriage?

What Is Marriage? Ans: 1 Year:-Alpenlibe-Ji Lalchaye Raha Na Jaye. 2 Year:- KINETIC-Sab Ki Hawa Nikal De. 3 Year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA…..

What A Married Man Says After Years Of Marriage

What A Married Man Says After Years Of Marriage: – My Marriage Is Made Of Trust & Understanding, She Doesn’t Trust Me & I Don’t Understand Her.

First Marriage Is The Triumph Of

First Marriage Is The Triumph Of Imagination Over Intelligence. Second Marriage Is the Triumph of Hope Over Experience

Why Do We All Marry

Why Do We All Marry? Because Romance Is Not The Only Element Of Life We Should Also Know Horror, Terror, Suspense, Irony, Stupidity & Tragedy Of LIFE.

Marriage Is Like Going To

Marriage Is Like Going To A Restaurant Your Choice From The Menu, And Then Look At Neighboring Table N Wish You’d Ordered That…..

Some People Ask The Secret

Some People Ask The Secret Of Our Long Marriage. We Take Time To Go To A Restaurant Two Times A Week. A Little Candlelight, Dinner, Soft Music and Dancing. She Goes Tuesdays, I Go Fridays.

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