BAKRA EID Bhi Mubarak
Is se pehle ke Government ka dimaagh phir ghoom Jaaye Or pher mobile service band ho tou aap ko aur aap ki family ko Jaldi se BAKRA EID bhi Mubarak
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Aqal Mand Aur Samajh Daar Aadmi
Aqal Mand Aur Samajh Daar Aadmi Jab Koi Khaas Aur Eham Faisla Karta Hai,
To Apni Aankhein Band
Karta Hai,
Bohat Sochta Hai,
Apne Dil Ki Sunta Hai,
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Charsi and 2 Girls
2 larkian apas me lar rahi thi to pas me se 1 charsi guzra
1st Girl: Allah kary tera vayah ais charsi naal hovy..
2nd: tera hovy
1st: tera hovy
2nd: tera
1st: tera
2nd: tera
1st: tera
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Apni Shadi Di Movie
1 admi gher per movie daikh rha tha, achank chilaya:
Oye…khotyaa…! sign na kreeeen….
bv: keri film vekh rahy ho?
hsbnd: apni shadi di.
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Hr Jaga Muft Khori Achi Nai Hoti
Ek Admi Pepsi samne rakh k Udas betha tha
Dost aaya pepsi ka glass pe gya or bola:
Yaar udas Q hai? Admi bola:
Yar Aaj ka t0 din he bura hai,
Subha bv se jhagra hogya,
Rasty ma Gaari ... Continue SMS →
Tu Ksi Aur K Liye Hoga
Tu Ksi Aur K Liye Hoga mujasma-e- khubsurti ay
DOST
Mere Liye To Tu Cartoon Tha, Cartoon hy,Or Cartoon Hi Rhy ga
(‘;’)/
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Krly Jo Krna Hy:-
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Ek bar body ke Parts ki Meeting hui
Ek bar body ke parts ki meeting hui.
sabi aaye par jigr nahi aya sabi hairan hue k jigr kaha gaya
baad may pata laga jigr to msg parh raha hai.
Miss u JIGAR.
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BANAO DON
14 (44.4/1)1
1 1 14/ 4″ )4 4″^1 1-4—14;”; ,14,/”(1 , DON , )4\ //1\ //4\
Edit mein jao aur sirf 1&4 ko mitao.0r khud ko BANAO DON.ihf:-DB-):-*;-):-P:-|
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1 larka larki se
1 larka larki se.
”I Love You”…
Larki:…”Sorry main kisi or se piyar karti hun…”
Larka udaas ho gaya phir achanak bhaagnay laga 0r bola:
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Baji jagha dein Jhaaru lgana hy
1 Hands0m b0y class me aya.
Sari girls dekhte hi diwani
Larkey ne aate hi kuch kaha
To girls beh0sh
S0ch0
kia kaha?
Baji jagha dein Jhaaru lgana hy..:-(
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My Wi-Fi suddenly stopped working
My Wi-Fi suddenly stopped working :/
Then I realised that my neighbours haven’t paid the bills…
how irresponsible..
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ENGLAND Ka VIZA Aagiya
1 Shakhs ny upny mob per Azhar Shah ka sms perha
Us ny JalENGLANDdi sy Shah G k number per 100 ka Load kraya
1 ghanty Me
Usy 5000/- Ka Note mila
1 Larki Ny 200/- ka Load karwaia to ... Continue SMS →
ZUBAIDA AAPA K Totke
Sehri K Baad 15 Ghante Gheri Nend So Liya Jae Tou Bhook Or Piyas Nahi Lagti.
ZUBAIDA AAPA K Totke
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Aap Ko Rozay Mein Bhook Lagti Ho
Aap Ko Rozay Mein Bhook Lagti Ho Tou Sehri Me
BISMILLAH Parh K … 1 Kilo Dahi, 1 Glass Duudh, 3-4 Parathy, 2 Glass Lassi, 2 Zinger Burger, 3 Boiled Egg, 4-6 Glass Paani, Chicken ... Continue SMS →
Dost and Doctor
Ek doctor apny dost seyar main soch rha hon kay yahan clinic khol lon
dost: yar tumhara khial to acha hay magr yahaan ka qabrustan chota hay
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Saas and Bahu
Saas: Khuda ne tumhe do aankhe di hai, Chawal sepatthar nahi nikal sakti kya?
Bahu: Khuda ne tumhe battis daant diye hai dochar 2-4 patthar nahi chabba sakti kya!!!
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