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Archive for October, 2009

*AURAT*

*A U R A T* Agar Beti hy to Rehmat, Agar BV hy to Shohar k Nisf Iman ki Waris, Agar Maa hy to is k Qadmon taly Jannat, Lekin ? SYEDA FATIMA ZAHRA (R.A) ki Shaan dekhye k , Us Baap k liye Rehmat jo Khud “REHMAT-ul-Lil AALAMEEN” hen, Us Shohar k liye Nisf [...]

Phir Meethi Pyar ki baatein hon

Phir Meethi Pyar ki baatein hon, Behas-o-Takrar ki baatein hon, Jab jane ki Wo baat kare Ek Dam se Baarish aa jaye, Or youn Wo kuch pal sath rahe, Koi baat Sune koi baat Kahe, Baarish Rukne ki koi Aas na ho, Din Dhalne ka Ehsaas na ho, Youn baaton mein Wo kho jaye, Ae [...]

Aaj ap k pasand janna chatey hain

Rpl zror deNa ! Aaj ap k pasand janna chatey hain Best Boy Name – Best Girl Name – Best Hoby – Best Colour – Best Place – Best Country – Best Dress – Best Flower – Best Weather – Best Food – Best Relation – Best Fruit – Best Teacher – Best Friend – [...]

*Subha Bakhair!*

*Subha Bakhair!* Is Yaqeen K Sath K “REHMAAN” ne Reham ker diya hay “KAREEM” ne Karam ker diya hay “RAZZAQ” ne Rizq likh diya hay “SAMEE” ne duaein sun li hain “BASEER” ne ashk-e-nadamat dekh liay hain “GHAFFAR” ne Maghfirat ker di hay “QUDDOOS” ne Pak ker diya hay ek naye ehad se ek nai [...]

May U Travel 2 Heaven In 1st Class

One Day We All Will Depart On A Journey Free Of Cost. Dont Worry About Seat Reservation, Its Confirmed &Flight Is Always Ontime. Our Good Deeds Will Be Our Luggage, Islam Will Be Our Passport, Kalima Will Be Our Visa, & Grave Will Be Our Waiting Lounge.. May U Travel 2 Heaven In 1st Class.. [...]

*GOOD**MORNING*

*BeauTiFuL SuN* .-’”””-. ‘-.___.-’ *Fresh Air* ~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ *SweeT BirDs* * * * * * * * * * *BlooM Flowrs* ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤ *KnocK Ur Door* |””|””| |__|__| *JusT 2 Say U* *GOOD* *MORNING*

Misvak Hai

Pathan shopkeeper say:misvak HAI Shopkeeper: Nahin hum misvak nahin bechtay Next day Pathan:misvak HAI Shopkeeper:kal nahin btaya tha k nhin hai Next day Pathan:misvak HAI Shopkeper:ab pocha to goli mar don ga Next day Pathan:GOLI OR PISTOL hain Shopkeper:nai Pathan:ACHA TO misvak HAI. “*

UsKi Yadon Mai Doob Jata Hon

UsKi Yadon Mai Doob Jata Hon Khud Ko Tanha Kabhi Jo Pata Hon Qatra Qatra Wajod Se Le Kr Khawaishon Ko Laho Pilata Hon Log Khusyan Talash Krte Hain Mai To Gham Bhi Kharid Lata Hon Aj Kal Hai Mizaj-E-Dil Barham Roona Chahon To Muskrata Hon Roz Kehta Hon Bhol Jaon Usy Roz Yehi Bat [...]

Wo Manzilain bhi kho gayeen

Wo Manzilain bhi kho gayeen, Woh Raaste bhi kho gaye, Jo Aashna se Logh the, Woh Ajnabi se ho gaye, Na Chaand tha na Chaandni, Ajeeb thi woh Zindagi, Chiraag the k Bujh gaye, Naseeb the k so gaye, Yeh poochte hain Raaste, Ruke ho kis k waaste, Chalo Tum b ab chalo, Woh Mehrbaan [...]

Wo Anaa Prast Sahi

Wo anaa prast sahi us ki baaton mein iqraar bhi tha, Us ke chubhtey howey lehjey mein chupa pyaar bhi tha Wo mujhey likhte the ke muntazir na raho lekin, Us ki tehreer mein sadiyon ka intezaar bhi tha. Wo kehte hai mat rootho ke manana nahi aata, Meri naraazgi par lekin wo beqaraar bhi [...]

1000 Pages ki Book

1000 pages ki book kitny din mein prhi ja skti hy? writer: 6 months doctor: 2 months lawyer: 1 month profsr: 1 week student: paper wali raat..

Fish Eat Ants

When Flood Comes “Fish Eat Ants” When Flood Goes Down “Ants Eat Fish” Time Matters… “GOD Gives ?pportunity To ?very0ne”

Hv A Nice Day

When u start ur day Keep 3words in ur pocket TRY-TRUE-TRUST TRY-4 better future TRUE-wid ur work TRUST-in ALLAH thn success will b in ur feet! Hv A Nice Day

Uski khmoshi se Mujhe Dar lgta Hai

Uski khmoshi se Mujhe Dar lgta Hai, Dur Na Ho jay Aesa Q lagta Hai, Dunya se Usy cheen lene ka Hosla Hai Mujh Me, Lakin Vo sath Na Day ga Aesa Q lagta hai.

W X Y Z W X Y Z

W X Y Z W X Y Z W X Y Z W X Y Z Nhi samajh ai ab isko ulta kar ka dakhen Jidon siday di samajh nai i ta puthi khak aye gi.

Zindagi Ustad se zyada Sakht ha

“Zindagi Ustad se zyada Sakht ha, Ustad sabaq de k imtehan laita hai, aur Zindagi imtehan le ker Sabaq deti hai” Hazrat Ali (R.A)

GøøD NìGhT

Hì Dì$ ì$ RÄdìö Bèd FM Thì$ ì$ DJ Bèd$hèèT hÄÑGìÑG öùt wìd DJ P죣öW 4 ÑöW I’ll plÄ¥ ü ä $öÑG ÇÄllèd $£èèP W裣 b¥ $Wèèt DrèäMs 4rM dä ÅlbüM GøøD NìGhT..!

Begum Tumhari Gerdan Per Ajeeb Si Cheez Hai

Husband: begum tumhari gerdan per ajeeb si cheez hai. . . Jisay daikh kar khouf Aata hai . . . Begum (Dar k): Wo kya? Husband: Tumhara ‘Mu’:->)

He+she=love

He+she=love He+she+love=marrage He+she+love+ marrage=child He+she+love+ marrage+child=family He+she+l+m+c+f=problem So, East & west KUNWARA is the best.

Wife Ko Jin Chimmat

Sardar ji: Agar Aap ki wife Ko Jin Chimmat Jaay.. To Aap Kya Karain gay? Sardar ji: Dasso! O main ne phir Kya Karna Hay. “Ghalti Jin Ki Hai, Khud Bhugty Ga”

Bacha apni dadi se

Bacha apni dadi se: dadi apne konse konse mulk ghome hain? Dadi: pakistan hindustan aur tajikistan. Bacha: ab konsa ghomen ge? Peche se Dada bola: Qaburstan.

Meri dunya mein kisi Roz savera hota

Meri dunya mein kisi Roz savera hota Wo kisi b Roop me aata or mera hota Us ki hasrat meri taqdeer me likhne wale Kash us ko b meri taqdeer me likha hota.

Ghor Kro…

Ghor Kro… dill d_i_l l dill d_i_l l dill d_i_l l Dill Men Hai ALLAH. AHQAR

AANSOO

“AANSOO” Muskurahat se ziada SP£CIAL hote hian Pata hy Q ..? Q k Mskrahat to sb k lye hoti hy Mgr aansu srf un k lye hote hen Jinhe Hm Khona Nahi Chahte.

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