Aap ki ek Baat Pata Lagi hai
Aap ki ek Baat Pata Lagi hai, zara Free ho Kar Call Karna..Ok? Sent: 3-06-2009 02:39 pm
Archive for July, 2009
According to Newton's 5th law
According to Newton’s 5th law: “in MaSEETAY if u put ur jUtti in front of u, twadi namaz nai hoy gi, But if u put jUTti behind u, twadi JuTti nai hoy gi: *KÅ$H*
Golden Words
::: Golden Words ::: “Tajurba Insan Ko Ghalat Faisle Se Bachata Hai . . . Magar . . . Tajurba Ghalat Faisle Hi Se Hasil Hota Hy”.
Marne k Baad
Marne k baad hamaray naseeb main pyar ho na ho, yeh hawa yeh fiza ho na ho. Zinda hai jab tak sms karo kiya pata hamari qabar par signal ho na ho.
ve Gujra ve
Hum to samje k wo hamen gaana suna rhi he ..faraz . . . Pr us ne “ve Gujra ve, ve Gujra ve” keh kr apne bhai ko bula lia..
Sardar da abba mAr gaya
Sardar da abba mAr gaya Dost: kii hoya c? Sardar: Helicopter da paiLot c… Uttay ja k SaRdi laGi te paKHa baNd kaR dita ¤)
Law Of Reverse Dynamics:
Law Of Reverse Dynamics: When A Man Becomes Rich He Becomes Naughty & When A Woman Becomes Naughty. She Becomes Rich…
Sardar: Dr sahab
Sardar: Dr sahab plastic surgery krwany me kitna kharcha aay ga ? Dr: 2 Lakh. Sardar: Jay te plastic apna hove tay fair ?
2 Golden Brain Carriers
2 Golden Brain Carriers (PATHAN & SARDAR) pani penay gaey tu glass ulta para tha Sardar:yar iska tu mon hi band hai Pathan:Oh Ye tu neechy sy b tota huwa hy
Jo Tumhein Khushi
“Jo Tumhein Khushi mein Yaad aaye Samjho Tum Uss se Muhabbat krte ho aur jo Tumhein Gham mein Yaad aaye to samjho Wo Tum se Muhabbat krta hai.
Pathan Samose
Pathan Samose khol kar andr ka masala kha raha tha, 1 Aadmi ne pocha pura Q nai khaate, Pathan bola: Baba Doctor ne bahir ki Cheez khaane se mana kiya hai.
Eagle sitting on a Tree doing nothing
Eagle sitting on a Tree doing nothing, Rabit Thought to do the same & sat on Ground, A Wolf came & ate it, M0RAL: To sit & do nothing, You Need to be on Top…
Sardar ki BV Bhaag gaie
Sardar ki BV Bhaag gaie, 3 din bad wapis aai to Sardar ghusse se bola, “Hunn ki lain i aen?” Sardarni: “Mobile da charger pull gaie c.
If You Trust Someone, Trust Till The End
“If You Trust Someone, Trust Till The End; Whatever The Result May Be” In The End, Either You’ll Have A Very Good Friend… Or A Very Good Lesson…!
Sometimes the Problem
Sometimes the Problem is just the gap between Expectation & Reality, So either Expect less & Accept the Reality, Or Expect a lot and turn it into a Reality!
Ham Bewafa Nahi Yunhi
Ham Bewafa Nahi Yunhi Badnaaam Ho Gaey Faraz, Hazaaron Chahnay Waalay Thay Kis Kis Se Wafa Kartay…
Kyun ghareeb samajhtey hein
Kyun ghareeb samajhtey hein humain yeh jahaan walay ” FARAZ “i Hazaaron dard ki Daulat se maala maal hein Hum. ,*””* , *””*,
“REQUEST”
“REQUEST” This thirsty summer, plz keep water pots 4 birds at balcony,windows & at tarrace, many birds die each year without water. Try 2 save them.
Har Raat Chand Ban k Aaye
Har Raat Chand Ban k Aaye Din ka ujala Shaam Ban k Aye Kabhi na Dour ho Aap k Chere se Muskurahat Har Naya Din Aisa Meharban ban k aye
Shakspear says
Shakspear says; “Coins Always Make Sound But The Currency Notes Are Always Silent, So When Ever Your Value Increases Keep Yourself Calm & Silent…..
